Announcing GOTJ Golden Plaques For The Fiercest Of Ninjas

These GOTJ Plaques Will Leave Any Ninja Shining!

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Earlier today via social media, Psychopathic dropped this freshness on us. Here is what the plaques for all of the competitions at this years GOTJ look like. It appears these are just for the Tattoo and Dark Carnival games contests but we certainly get the drift. I don’t know about you ninjas, but the anticipation is killing me. I’m ready to see all of your shining faces. Just to give you a recap, we have gone ahead and listed all of the competitions below for you to peep which ones you may want to enter.

2 Tuff Tony’s Fishing Tournament

Prizes will be determined by the combined weight of each competitor’s three biggest fish caught: First Place—GOTJ Gold Plaque and $100 gift certificate; Second Place—$100 gift certificate; and Third Place—$50 gift certificate. Those wishing to compete should bring all their own fishing gear, bait, and a bucket (limit of two fishing poles per competitor). Only those fish caught during the contest (and witnessed by a judge) will be counted. Those wishing to compete should show up at the Seminar Tent between 7:30 a.m. and 8 a.m. (don’t be late).

Costume Contest

Prizes: First Place—GOTJ Gold Plaque and $100 gift certificate; Second Place—$100 gift certificate; and Third Place—$50 gift certificate. Those wishing to compete should show up at least 15 minutes before the contest begins with a costume. A private dressing area will be provided.

 

Dark Carnival Games

Morton’s List: Chaos Crow Tournament

Prize: Members of the winning Inner Circle will each be given a Chaos Crow metal charm and a signed copy of Morton’s List. Those wishing to play should show up at least 15 minutes before the tournament begins, and players do not need to know how to play to compete.

Quest for Shangri-La Board Game Tournament

Prize: First Place—Quest for Shangri-La Plaque and a signed copy of Into the Echoside. Those wishing to play should show up at least 15 minutes before the tournament begins (24 players max), and players do not need to know how to play to compete.

Faygo Launching Contest

Prize: Furthest distance—$200 gift certificate. Those wishing to compete should show up at least 15 minutes before the contest begins (100 competitors max).

Flow Master Rap Battle

Final Round Prizes: First Place—GOTJ Gold Plaque and $300 in cash; Second Place—$100 gift certificate; and Third Place—$50 gift certificate. Those wishing to compete should show up at least 15 minutes before the contest begins.

Juggalo Family Feud

Prizes: Members of the winning crew will receive a collectible Into the Echoside(Hatchetman skull logo) Zippo lighter. If the winning crew also wins the Fast Money round, they will receive a $200 gift certificate. Crews of 4 to 5 wishing to compete can show up at any time (multiple games will run each night) on a first come, first serve basis.

Juggalo Gong Show

Prizes: First Place—GOTJ Gold Plaque, used granny panties, and an old leotard full of $78.12; Second Place—$80 gift certificate, a lap dance from a Gong Show dancer of your choice, and a He-Man action figure ; and Third Place – Mystery gift. Those wishing to compete should show up at least 15 minutes before the contest begins. Music will be provided if needed (feel free to bring your own).

Juggalo Psypher Auditions

This is huge! For the second year in a row, we bring to you your chance to be in a Psychopathic Records filmed and produced Juggalo Psypher music video! The first step is to show up for auditions on Thursday (3 p.m.–6 p.m.) where you will get to rap or sing 16–20 bars in front of a panel of judges (a beat will be provided). Each performer will then be scored on flow, lyrical content, and stage presence. The names of the top 6 scored will then be posted at the Info Tent at 7 p.m. (if you win, make sure to inform a ninja at the Info Tent). Those chosen will then return at 1 a.m. to perform in a professionally filmed music video at the DJ Party in the Fun House. This video will then eventually be posted on all Psychopathic’s social media sites, web pages, and YouTube channel! This is arguably one of the dopest contests at the GOTJ this year! Stop playin’!

Killer Clown Academy

Ever wonder what it would be like to be one of the killer clowns on stage during an ICP live performance? Well here is your chance to find out first hand! The Killer Clown Academy is a grueling but short school that simulates the real conditions that these performers go through. There are four challenges in all during this elimination style process with the top 3 students earning the right for a once in a lifetime opportunity to perform on the Big Top stage during ICP’s GOTJ 17 show! Those wishing to compete should show up at least 15 minutes before the contest begins.

Dance of the Wicked – All students will take the stage at the same time to get as live as humanly possible. All the while they will be blasted with super soakers, confetti cannons, water balloons, and empty Faygo bottles. Judges will give out 20 golden tickets to those that schooled it the hardest, who will then get to move on to the next round.

Faygo Flair – Students will be scored by judges by how creatively they can launch, spray or empty a 2-liter of Faygo. Panache, showmanship, and style are all that matters; distance is not important. Those in clown suits will get an extra 2-liter and will get to use the better of the two scores. The students with the top 12 scores will get to move on to the next round.

Faygo Relay – Students are timed by how quickly they can move 20 2-liters of Faygo from one container to another using any method they choose (but no tools). The students with the best 6 times will move on to the next round.

Super Soaker Marksmanship – Students will attempt to be the fastest at knocking down 6 empty Faygo bottles set at various distances using only a super soaker filled with Faygo. The students with the best 3 times will graduate from the Killer Clown Academy and be able to perform on stage with ICP as a Killer Clown! Dope…dope…DOPE!!!

Into the Echoside Tournament

Do You Dare Delve Into the Deepest Levels of the Nethervoid? “Into the Echoside” is a brand new card game released at GOTJ 17 that takes place in deepest levels of the Nethervoid, which is a cold plane of infinite evil populated by demonic hoards. This elimination-style tournament is hosted by Jumpsteady and other mentors who will help you on your quest to gain enough strength to vanquish this unimaginable evil! Prize: First Place—Into the Echoside Plaque and a signed copy of Into the Echoside. Second Place—Signed copy of Into the Echoside. Those wishing to play should show up at least 15 minutes before the tournament begins (36 players max). Players do not need to know how to play to compete.

Lingerie Contest

Prizes: First Place—$300 in cash; Second Place—$100 gift certificate; and Third Place—$50 gift certificate. Those wishing to compete should show up at least 15 minutes before the contest begins with lingerie or other sexy attire. A private dressing room will be provided

Miss Juggalette Pageant

It consists of three rounds: #1: Personality—Q&A. #2: Talent—Contestants show off a skill (dancing, rapping, juggling, etc.). And #3: Swimsuit competition! Judges will tally the scores from all rounds (taking crowd reaction into heavy consideration) to determine who will become this year’s Juggalette Queen! Prizes: First Place—GOTJ Gold Plaque, $300 in cash, and a backstage pass; Second Place—$100 gift certificate; and Third Place—$50 gift certificate. Those wishing to compete should show up at least 15 minutes before the contest begins and bring their own swimsuit (or comparable attire) with them. A private dressing area will be provided as well as any music needed for the talent round.

Ninja Olympics

In each of the five rounds, ninjas will have to battle one opponent to see if they can advance to the next. Round #1: Foam Long Swords. Round #2: Foam Short Swords. Round #3: Sumo Wrestling. Round #4: Martial Arts (light contact to the torso only, with protective gear). Round #5: Three vs. One Battle (try to last the longest against three ninjas using pugil sticks). Ninja referees will oversee the bouts, with all rounds (except the last) being best out of five. In the end, there can be only one…Could it be you? Prize: Last ninja standing—GOTJ Gold Plaque, blinged out ninja suit, and a ninja escort to take you and a friend to all backstage areas from 6pm till midnight the following day. Those wishing to compete should show up at least 15 minutes before the contest begins (32 competitors max—first come first serve, with those wearing ninja suits moving to the front of the line).

Tattoo Contest

Prizes: First Place—GOTJ Gold Plaque and $100 gift certificate; 2nd Place—$100 gift certificate; and 3rd Place—$50 gift certificate.Those wishing to compete should show up at least 15 minutes before the contest begins.

Texas Hold’Em Bounty Tournament

Prizes: First Place—GOTJ Gold Plaque and a custom made case of 300 Hatchetman poker chips; Second Place—$100 gift certificate; Third Place—$50 gift certificate; Bounty Prize—Silver Hatchetman Charm. Those wishing to compete should show up at least 15 minutes before the tournament begins (80 players max) and must know how to play the game and deal.

The Neden Game

Here contestants are randomly drawn from the crowd to try to win a date with a tempting Juggalette or a suave Juggalo ninja (two rounds total). All you have to do is answer a series of bizarre questions from your romantic conquest who will remain hidden behind a screen until the very end when they will choose their date. The winner of each round will then get the privilege of hanging out backstage with their new found lady friend or suitor from 8 p.m. till midnight! What happens after that relies entirely on Cupid’s ability to penetrate (or not) with his performance-enhanced lubricated arrow.

Wet T-Shirt Competition

Prizes: First Place—$300 in cash; Second Place—$100 gift certificate; and Third Place—$50 gift certificate. Those wishing to compete should show up at least 15 minutes before the contest begins with a white T-shirt if possible. A private dressing room will be provided

There you have it ninjas! I can’t wait to see all you mofo’s compete for this mad fresh flava!

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