Jamie Madrox of Twiztid on How to Make The Perfect Sandwich
Upvoted, a Redditioral Publication, conducts a weekly Reddit feature which inquires what the The Perfect Sandwich is from scientist, celebrties, politicians, and other icons. They have asked many noted icons such as Felicia Day (Legend of Neil, The Guild), Adam Savage (MythBusters), Tom Hanks, G-Easy, and even switched it up and asked about Rob Zombie’s Scariest Sandwich. This week featured someone famous here in the Juggalo Community, someone we all know and love, Jamie Madrox of Twitzid. Read below Jamie’s step-by-step instructions on how to make the perfect sandwich the Twizitd way.
“When one attempts to create ‘The Greatest Sandwich In The World,’ it takes a lot of trial and error and many times around the kitchen before you perfect it correctly.
“When we were first asked to do this I immediately thought of the sandwich that Monoxide and I used to make way back in the days.
“Could that be ‘The Greatest Twiztid Sandwich In The World’? And I say with a firm ‘Hell yes!’ that it is.
“And here is what you need to do to make it yourself… are you ready? You will need a microwave and a toaster, as well as a plate, knife, paper towel, Wonder Bread d’italiano, hard salami, Muenster cheese, and Kroger brand Creamy Italian salad dressing.
“OK, Step 1: Take a few sheets of paper towels and line the inside of the microwave and place the desired amount of Hard Salami on it and microwave it until it’s crispy like bacon.
“Step 2: While your hard salami is cooking and getting crispy, take 2 slices of Wonder Bread d’italiano and pop ’em in the toaster and start them getting all toasty.
“Step 3: By now your hard salami should be crispy and sizzling so use some more paper towel to dap off the excess greases… we don’t want a soggy sandwich over here!
“Step 4: Take the 2 slices of freshly toasted Wonder Bread d’italiano and place them on the plate and arrange your crispy Hard Salami on one of the slices.
“Step 5: Get your Muenster cheese and an extra plate (it’s best to use a small microwavable bowl for this part). Place at least a minimum of 3 slices of Muenster cheese in the bowl or plate and microwave ’til melty.
“Step 6: Pour the melted Muenster cheese over the crispy dry hard salami. (Be very careful the cheese will be lava hot!!!!)
“Step 7: Shake well and add the Kroger brand Creamy Italian dressing to taste (a couple squirts is usually enough) atop the mound of cheesy Salami awesomeness. Top with the other piece of bread cut in half, and add your favorite chips as a garnish and serve.
“Well, there you have it, a master piece? Yes! Delicious? Again yes! ‘The Greatest Twiztid Sandwich In The World’? We like to think so!
“‘Til next time, eat better sandwiches and don’t forget to stay Twiztid! — Jamie Madrox
Whoop Whoop! Twiztid is the shit and that is one hell of a sandwich. Tell us what you think of this monstrosity of a delicatessen in the comments section below.
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