WWE Monday Night RAW Freshness
A fired up Dean Ambrose comes to the ring ranting how he showed Triple H that he’s a force to watch out for, still steaming from his loss. Mr. Loud mouth himself Paul Hammond came out interrupting Ambrose to introduce, as usual, Brock Lesnar. Brock sits back and just stares at Ambrose as Hammond says at WrestleMania 32 Brock is going to dismember Ambrose. Brock’s music cuts as Hammond walks out. Brock still standing there decides to head to the ring as Ambrose pulls out a crowbar while Brock looks at him with a sick smile on his face.
The next match was Ryback against Sin Cara. It was a very short match in which Ryback takes out Sin Cara as a message for Kilisto as Ryback challenges him to a match at WWE WrestleMania 32.
Part owner of the WWE, Stephanie McMahon, introduces The Game, her husband and the WWE heavyweight champion, Triple H. We all know after Hunter comes off of a win he is the cockiest man alive. He starts going on about his easy victory against Ambrose. Then he goes on to Roman Reigns sending him a message that authority always wins no matter what. He said that the only reason they have fans is because they live on the hope that Roman will win. As he says that Dolph Ziggler’s music plays as he enters the stage. He walks out saying he heard Triple H talking from the back and he had to come out and shut him up. Of course, Stephanie had to speak up calling Dolph a failure. He says if he is a failure it’s only because of the system the authority has in place. He said that Stephanie is egotistical and idiotic. As he says that, Stephanie hauls off and slaps him and says that he can have any match he wants other than a title shot at WrestleMania 32, but first he has to beat Triple H that night on RAW.
Sami Zayne had another match as he goes against the Miz which really wasn’t a match. The Miz is like his light work and, of course, Zayne takes him out winning his third match in a row since his return last Monday Night RAW.
Naomi and Tamina Snuka won their match against Brie Bella and Alicia Fox after Lana comes in to distract Brie and causes them to lose the match. Paige is backstage talking to Jojo about the road to WrestleMania 32 and, of course, there’s Lana telling her she’s not even strong enough to keep her title and that she is weak. Paige reciprocates and tells Lana that she will show her what a real WWE Diva is all about, but team Bad tell Paige to watch what she says.
Dean Ambrose was backstage, as my idle, the one and only, Mick Foley walks up and tells Ambrose that fighting Brock in this kind of match is going to get him hurt. So why did he accept the match? Then, Dean brings up, in my opinion one of the greatest matches ever, the Hell in a Cell match against the Undertaker where Mick Foley, in fact, gets thrown off the top and knocks his tooth out. Well, his tooth comes out his nose. Mick Foley said he did it because he’s Mick Foley and that’s what he does. So, in fact, to answer Foley’s question Dean says, “I’m Ambrose and that’s what he does.” So, out of respect Mick Foley goes and gets Dean a very amazing present. As he hands it to him and before he opens it, Mick Foley gives him a “Bang, Bang!” What was in the box? None other than the greatest hardcore weapon of all time a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire. What an iconic weapon!
Triple H just destroys Dolph Ziggler in their match, but that wasn’t the surprise. The surprise was the return of Roman Reigns. The fight broke out trading hits back a forth. While taking it in the backstage area Roman takes advantage and just viciously beats down Triple H.
Chris Jericho takes on Neville. This match ended in disqualification on the grounds that Jericho shoved the ref because he was taking out his frustration on Neville. As Jericho is bad mouthing AJ styles he gets his wish as AJ flies down the ramp knocking Jericho off guard and hitting him with a phenomenal forearm as he stands over Jericho with rage.
Vince comes out to the ring and calls on the Undertaker. As the Undertaker enters the ring Vince begins to tell him he can’t wait to see him rip his son to pieces. He tells the Undertaker after this he never has to hear from him again after he destroys Shane’s body and spirit at WrestleMania 32. As he says that, Shane interrupts and walks down to the ring telling the Undertaker that he thought he had more guts than to just be Vince McMahon’s bitch. As he says that the Undertaker grabs him by the throat for a choke slam, but Shane gets out of it and delivers a flurry of, no joke, the weakest punches I ever seen on the Undertaker. Shane backing up as his father pushes him back into the Undertaker as he grabs him and choke slams him with authority. Vince is so happy to see this until the undertaker focuses his attention on Vince. But, being the wimp he is he left the ring with the quickness which just left the Undertaker owning the ring like old times as the show comes to an end. That my friends was you RAW recap freshness. As always this is you favorite ninja The Everyday Ninja signing out.
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