WWE Monday Night RAW Goes Hard Just Before Wrestlemania
Zack Ryder Vs Chris Jericho. At the beginning of the match AJ Styles comes out to the ring demanding Jericho give him a match at WrestleMania. Jericho refuses Aj saying he’s not leaving until he agrees to a match. Zack rolls up Jericho from behind for a two count. Jericho gets up and drop kicks Ryder out of the ring. Jericho gets out to throw Ryder back into the ring while yelling at AJ. Ryder surprises Jericho with a drop kick through the middle rope. He calls for the Broski boot, but Jericho reverses it and tries to lock in the walls of Jericho. AJ starts chanting Y2jackass. This distracts Jericho and Ryder rolls him up for the win. Come on Jericho quit being a punk and just give the man a match you sissy!
Becky Lynch Vs Charlotte. The match begins with the two locking up. Lynch pulls her down with and arm bar. She gets out of the arm bar as Lynch whips her into the turnbuckle. She flips over and hits in the face. Charlotte takes control until Becky hits her with the Becksplex and gets a near fall. Of course, Ric Flair had to get involved. He grabs Lynch’s leg. Charlotte boots her in the face, hits her with the natural selection, and wins the match.
Vince McMahon backstage says he’s not surprised about what happen between Shane and the Undertaker earlier. He says a mad Undertaker is a weapon. Shane walks in and Vince said if he were him he would be half way across the Brooklyn Bridge by now. Shane says well he’s not him. He said Vince stole the company from his father. Now he’s going to steal it from him.
Kane and The Big Show Vs The Social Outcast. Social Outcasts were already in the ring. Before they can say a anything The Big Show’rs music hits. Kane stats off the match with Axel. Axel hits Kane in the face and then Axel handles him. Kane unphased almost choke slams Axel as the rest of the The Social Outcast attacks Kane. The rest of the Andre the Giant battle royal contestants come out and chaos begins. Kane and The Big Show clear the ring chokeslaming everyone at the same time.
Stephanie and Triple H enter the ring while the crowd boos them. Stephanie shrieks at them to shut up. Triple H starts to talk saying that he’s the greatest WWE champion ever and that Roman Reigns will never be WWE champion again. He says he’s too obsessed about being champion and that he will never win Sunday. He said he was fine being the authority until Reigns attacked him which lit the fire for him to come back and retain the title. Stephanie takes the mic and says this Sunday is about her husband not anything else. Reigns comes running out the back straight to the ring. He starts beating on Triple H until Stephanie gets in the way and Triple H gets away avoiding an ass whooping. You know even at some point I was a Triple H fan even as a bad guy, but this suit dummy crap is mind numbing.
Del Rio Vs Kofi Kingston. The match starts quick as Del Rio rushes Kingston as he moves out of the way and he goes straight through the ropes as Xaiver plays Francesca 2 in his face. Kingston kicks him in the face, picks him up, and throws him into the ring. Del Rio knocks him down off the top rope and suplexes him off. After the break Del Rio Tilt-a-while back breakers Kingston and gets him in the tree of woe. Kingston makes Del Rio miss his double foot stomp. Kingston hits the SOS and gets the near fall. Del Rio gets behind Kingston and hits him with the backstabber and then calls for a head kick, but Kinston hits him with the standing stomp. Kinston tries to drop kick Del Rio, but he misses and Del Rio hits him with a double stomp. Del Rio calls for the arm breaker, but Kofi rolls him up and gets the pin fall. Coach comes out after the match and says that Sports Center will be at WrestleMania. Then Coach gets down and celebrates with The New Day.
Backstage Reigns is ready to speak, but before he can say anything Bubba Ray Dudley called out Reigns. As D –Von walks in Reigns attacks both of them, but Triple H shows up as they take down Reigns and they leave him laying on the ground.
Kalisto Vs Konnor. Konnor takes down Kalisto with a headlock. He flips Kalisto around while still holding on. Konnor misses a splash in the corner. Kalisto rolls away from Konnor as Konnor rushes him, but Kalisto kicks him in the face. Viktor tries to interfere, but Kalisto kicks him off the apron. Kalisto hits Konnor with saida del sol and gets the win. Kalisto springboard DDT’s Viktor while Rybak runs to the ring and stares down Kalisto as the feed me chant gets loud.
Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman come to the ring as Paul Heyman introduces the beast incarnate. He continues to say that this Sunday they will see the match of a life time. He says the lunatic Dean Ambrose is a fool, but he will give him credit. He thinks by making this a no holds barred match he has a chance, but he says Brock Lesnar will win this Sunday no matter what. Ambrose comes out with a red wagon not acknowledging Lesnar or Heyman. He lifts the ring skirt and piles weapons into the cart. He even grabs the top half of the ring stars. I cant wait to see him use every weapon in his arsenal to take out Lesnar.
Sami Zayne, Sin Cara and Dolph Ziggler Vs Stardust, The Miz, and Kevin Owens. Miz and Zyne starts this match as they lock up. Miz takes him down with a wrist lock Zayne flips out. Owens tags in, but turns around and tags right back out so he doesn’t have to fight Zayne. The two teams go back and forth the entire match. Owens the entire match avoided being tagged in. At one point he tags in just to kick Ziggler and tags right back out. But finally, at the end of the match Owens is stuck in the ring with Zayne. Zayne hits him with a tornado DDT and then hits him with a helluva kick and they take the win.
Stephanie comes to the ring to say that she’s been hearing about people talking about how Triple H keeps running and attacking Reigns from behind. She says they don’t know whats on the line. Reigns comes limping down the stage and is intercepted by Triple H at the ramp as the fight continues. Superstars from the back come hold Reigns back. The Usos hold Reigns back, but he dove over the ropes and knocks every body down. Triple H crawls up Stephanie and the show ends. That’s your recap of WWE Monday Night RAW by your favorite ninja, The Everyday Ninja.